December 2009
“and all I can say is that Im sorry you feel that way but they arent true.”
the final straw.
i swear it.
there is a stray cat that always comes to my door. i always try to feed him and he always runs away and doesn’t come back to eat.
tonight he did! he’s eating! i’m so happy. it’s so cold and he needed some food in his belly.
needless to say, buster is pissed and making some crazy, angry noises.
i’ve decided to embrace (and perhaps embellish) my naturally pink cheeks!
deal with it!
veganterrorist:
darrellslifeiswar:
The mongoloids are playing in Reno. That is 8 hours away from where i live, but it’s on a Friday. I would have to skip school and lie about spending the night at somebody’s house. Is it worth seeing the mongoloids? (even though I’ll probably get caught) please re blog this with an answer.
As a 25 year old, I would like to be the voice of reason:
Are you...
fs: I CANT STOP FARTING OMG PLZ HELP.
just clench honey!
CLENCH!!!!!!!!
formspring!
ask me anything!
need advice? ask!
do you hate what i post? love it? don’t really care about it? tell me!
want to know what i think about religion? ask!
want to know what i think about anything? ask me!!!
i’m bored so humor me!
veganterrorist = amazing.
just saying.
My day.
dayoldkate:
Didn’t sleep for more than 3 hours last night.
( when I did, I dreamt about Gabe Saporta…no thanks. )
Found my cell phone in my laundry basket.
Fell asleep on the bus to school.
Found out I have a detention to serve ( MY FIRST EVER, WOOT WOOT )
Threw up.
Convinced dad to pick me up early.
Posed as a teacher over the intercom.
Got a “congratulations on not being pregnant”...
i wish that i could hate you as much as i want to.
“If I’m a bad person, you don’t like me, well I guess I’ll make my own way. It’s a circle, a mean cycle, I can’t excite you anymore. Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me, well sentence me to another life. Don’t wanna hear your sad songs. I don’t wanna feel...
time heals all wounds unless they are ripped open again and again and again.
November 2009
i was just raped by my computer chair. for real.
OH WHAT MY SISTER IS SO AWESOME.
SHE’S FUNNY
CUTE
FUNNY
AND AWESOME!
I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain...
– Stephen Jay Gould (via azspot) (via shorterexcerpts) (via jgh)
i'm now obsessed with flash mobs.
fs: you have pretty eyes and nice lips. did you...
well no, i didn’t! thank you! this made me smile!
i hate when people reblog a picture that you posted and take away the caption so that it means the exact opposite of what you were trying to say.
fuckyeahdivas (ew btw) , this means you.
ivegotcurlyhair is very confident in his wasabi...
i just went to gregslist.com
instead of craigslist.
formspring!
ask me anything!
about anything!
i don’t care!
i have lived everyday of my life thinking only of what i should think.
– every time i die
if life is pointless then point taken, say amen!
– every time i die
do you like wasabi as much as me?
doubt it.
i just got a new bra in the mail that i bought on...
i wanted to see how it fit but i was too lazy to take of my tshirt so now i’m walking around the house with it on over my shirt.
it’s funny.
i guess you’d have to be here.
if each one teaches one,
we’ve got a good start.
you’re not a...
– travis mccoy
bunnysuit:
bunnymitford:
I’m never happy Saturday nights. I can’t write or paint. I tried to read but the water of words hit the deck and rolled off (don’t accuse me of tomfoolery! Williams & Ginsberg & Bukowski! I try to do things properly). When I am like that, it is best to hand me a bottle of red and move away. Saturday nights feel like the rest of the world is doing something but...
goodnight dear tumblr.
i’ll see you in the afternoon.
whoo.
“i should have put all that in my queue.”
- she thinks after posting it all at once.