August 2011
You know that thing that you do when someone is...
Like, tap them or make some kind of bzzzz noise?
I just did that to my cat. He’s been stalking this spider that’s chilling on the ceiling and he looked away from it so I tossed a penny onto his back.
His first reaction (besides jumping) was to look up at the spider.
Lol. Another thing cats and humans have in common.
We don’t want random spiders falling on us.
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josherrralmonddd asked: Oooo. ouch. Don't deny that you like this bearded face.
Anonymous asked: I get your free zoo argument, but I think it's still pretty lame.
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I almost just started talking about Jim & Pam to...
It's a free zoo & I hop the human counter.
No credit.
No impact.
Getting ready to go to the zoo on a first date...
I tried on two summery dresses, picked one. Then when he said, “I’m on my way.”
I changed into sweat pants and a tshirt.
Awesome.
satrickptump:
I can’t imagine who I’d be without Fall Out Boy
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I'm really awkward at saying bye to people.
My friend just said, “Every time we hang out, at the end when we say goodbye…I feel like it’s our first time ever hanging out. Like we’re going to shake hands or something. ‘Thanks for stopping by.’ It’s really awkward.”
He’s totally right. I ruin a lot of otherwise great 1st dates that way.
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I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
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Why is it unimaginable, unthinkable, or absurd to talk about getting rid of...
– Derrick Jensen (via azspot)
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I just fixed my computer chair.
Ya’ll don’t understand. The back was so loose that it didn’t even touch my back at all. I was getting the worst back pains. It’s actual a huge reason that I was gone for so long. I couldn’t stand sitting at my computer.
I never thought to flip the chair over and actually look to see why it was loose. I thought it was just ruined but the screw that steadies the back...
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i only eat melted daiya.
josherrralmonddd asked: PSH. YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS MOUTH. THIS MOUTH IS WONDERFUL AND WONDROUS.
josherrralmonddd asked: DAIYA IS TOO SALTY FOR ME. DRIES OUT MY MOUF.
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Did you know that you can find all of my vlogs in... →
Anonymous asked: You actually are a very talented writer!
I wrote that story in 2006, I think. I just found...
A Short(ish) Story.
I wake in an unfamiliar room. Again. I can’t remember the name of the boy laying next to me but I’m not surprised. This isn’t the first time this has happened. I sit up and look around the room for my jeans. There is a “Legalize It” poster on the far wall and it makes me wonder if he has any pot.
When I finally find my pants I reach into the pockets. Empty. I look on...
Buckley thinks that every time he comes inside...
NEWSFLASH: This is real life. You can’t always get what you want.
I just gave him a treat.
I guess when evolution (human domestication) gives you big floppy ears and eternal puppy eyes, you CAN always get what you want.
Thanks to everyone who said I'm single because...
Haha. Although that doesn’t quite make sense, I appreciate the sentiment.
<3.