August 2011
You know that thing that you do when someone is...
Like, tap them or make some kind of bzzzz noise? I just did that to my cat. He’s been stalking this spider that’s chilling on the ceiling and he looked away from it so I tossed a penny onto his back. His first reaction (besides jumping) was to look up at the spider. Lol. Another thing cats and humans have in common. We don’t want random spiders falling on us.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Aug 31st
Aug 31st
5 notes
4 tags
Aug 30th
1 tag
ListenRadar - Britney Spears Hey baby. Whether...
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
7 notes
1 tag
Aug 30th
7 notes
Aug 29th
11 notes
josherrralmonddd asked: Oooo. ouch. Don't deny that you like this bearded face.
Aug 29th
Anonymous asked: I get your free zoo argument, but I think it's still pretty lame.
Aug 29th
3 tags
I almost just started talking about Jim & Pam to...
Aug 29th
Aug 28th
2,656 notes
It's a free zoo & I hop the human counter.
No credit. No impact.
Aug 28th
Getting ready to go to the zoo on a first date...
I tried on two summery dresses, picked one. Then when he said, “I’m on my way.” I changed into sweat pants and a tshirt. Awesome.
Aug 28th
satrickptump: I can’t imagine who I’d be without Fall Out Boy
Aug 28th
2 tags
I'm really awkward at saying bye to people.
My friend just said, “Every time we hang out, at the end when we say goodbye…I feel like it’s our first time ever hanging out. Like we’re going to shake hands or something. ‘Thanks for stopping by.’ It’s really awkward.” He’s totally right. I ruin a lot of otherwise great 1st dates that way.
Aug 28th
Aug 27th
3,283 notes
1 tag
Aug 27th
1 tag
Aug 27th
8 notes
6 tags
Aug 27th
17,445 notes
I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
Aug 27th
3 notes
4 tags
Aug 27th
1,722 notes
1 tag
“Why is it unimaginable, unthinkable, or absurd to talk about getting rid of...”
– Derrick Jensen (via azspot)
Aug 27th
91 notes
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
Aug 26th
3 notes
Aug 26th
3 tags
Aug 26th
462 notes
1 tag
Aug 26th
1,752 notes
3 tags
Aug 26th
81 notes
Aug 26th
693 notes
2 tags
I just fixed my computer chair.
Ya’ll don’t understand. The back was so loose that it didn’t even touch my back at all. I was getting the worst back pains. It’s actual a huge reason that I was gone for so long. I couldn’t stand sitting at my computer. I never thought to flip the chair over and actually look to see why it was loose. I thought it was just ruined but the screw that steadies the back...
Aug 26th
1 tag
Aug 26th
17 notes
Aug 26th
40,098 notes
i only eat melted daiya.
Aug 26th
josherrralmonddd asked: PSH. YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS MOUTH. THIS MOUTH IS WONDERFUL AND WONDROUS.
Aug 26th
josherrralmonddd asked: DAIYA IS TOO SALTY FOR ME. DRIES OUT MY MOUF.
Aug 26th
3 tags
Aug 26th
11 notes
6 tags
Aug 26th
27 notes
Did you know that you can find all of my vlogs in... →
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
Anonymous asked: You actually are a very talented writer!
Aug 25th
I wrote that story in 2006, I think. I just found...
Aug 25th
A Short(ish) Story.
I wake in an unfamiliar room. Again. I can’t remember the name of the boy laying next to me but I’m not surprised. This isn’t the first time this has happened. I sit up and look around the room for my jeans. There is a “Legalize It” poster on the far wall and it makes me wonder if he has any pot. When I finally find my pants I reach into the pockets. Empty. I look on...
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
Buckley thinks that every time he comes inside...
NEWSFLASH: This is real life. You can’t always get what you want.
Aug 25th
I just gave him a treat.
I guess when evolution (human domestication) gives you big floppy ears and eternal puppy eyes, you CAN always get what you want.
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
35 notes
Thanks to everyone who said I'm single because...
Haha. Although that doesn’t quite make sense, I appreciate the sentiment. <3.
Aug 25th